Goal Planning Gifts

"What's next?"

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"We only got six days of funding."

Reach for the Star.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"One year closer to college!"

Go! Means NOW!

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Worry tank

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Bullseye!

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'