Goal Cheer Giver Pillows

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The Salesman

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Men can show their emotions!

Football supporters.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

Success

Professional football.

Bucket List

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Sergio Aguero

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Colleagues Watching TV.

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

'computer says no.....el!'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Football Exhaustion

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

Woman runs on a treadmill with a jar of cookies on top of fridge.

"Do you think it's too late for me to go to law school and position myself for an appointment to the supreme court?"

Goal!

Happy New Year