Goal Cheer Giver Pillows

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The Salesman

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Mohamed Salah

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Men can show their emotions!

Football supporters.

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

Bucket List

Megan Anna Rapinoe

Professional football.

Success

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Man chasing carrot.

Sergio Aguero

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

'Sorry I Ate the Cookies Last Year.'

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Colleagues Watching TV.

'computer says no.....el!'

'Can you hurry up! There are others who wish to use the toilet!'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

"Ever had one of those days where you don't feel the least bit jolly?"

Woman runs on a treadmill with a jar of cookies on top of fridge.

"Ambitions... to arrive at my destination."

"Do you think it's too late for me to go to law school and position myself for an appointment to the supreme court?"

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Happy New Year

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'