Goal Celebrating Pillows

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Teamwork

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

High Five

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"We hired him for his soft paws - I mean soft skills."

Brava

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

A Busy Sports Bar

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

"It's over!"

'Birdie.'

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

PhD

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Big Cheese

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

Luis Suarez

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

Goal!

Don't shake.

Euros 2016

Singer

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"His grant application was accepted."

"I take it you got the job?"

Winner Celebrating with Champagne