Goal Celebration Expert Pillows

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

Jumping Man

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Goal

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Smiley Victory Fingers

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

"Where are you flying to?"

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

Luis Suarez

Goal!

Singer

'No wonder they call him the Cat - he gives the defence kittens!'

Mohamed Salah

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

Jesus Saves

'Want a good full back?'

James Ward-Prowse

Pelé

Fernando Torres