Goal Celebration Expert Pillows

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

Jumping Man

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

Goal

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Smiley Victory Fingers

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

Singer

Goal!

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

"Where are you flying to?"

'No wonder they call him the Cat - he gives the defence kittens!'

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

Jesus Saves

'Want a good full back?'

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

James Ward-Prowse

Pelé