Gluten-free Wizard Pillows

"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

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Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

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'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

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"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'My app just ate your widget.'

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

"Are you seeing anyone?"

Buffet - now glutton free.

Not a Creature was Stirring

"It's baaaack!"

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

"Scan it for signs of life."

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"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

Gluten-Free Church

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!