Gluten-free Wizard Gifts

"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'My app just ate your widget.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Body Building Mishap

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

Not a Creature was Stirring

"Are you seeing anyone?"

Buffet - now glutton free.

"It's baaaack!"

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

"Scan it for signs of life."

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

Allergen Lab. That wheat protein is surrounded by antibodies, but he's not backing down! He's a real gluten for punishment!

Gluten-Free Church

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."