Globetrotter With A Conscience Pillows

In the wake of tourism...

My God, I need to fart.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

Scared of War

Travel Scenes

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

A woman knits from a globe.

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

Easter Island.

Business traveller dreaming of home.

Australasia.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

What the globe in Christopher Columbus' classroom must have looked like.

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

'Luggage is luggage, sir -- just try to be happy with what you've got.'

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

"I'm looking for a holiday destination that's reasonably open minded about contagion."

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

London on £50 a meal

'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'

'Yes, our cruises allow travellers to choose from several viruses...I mean, ports of call.'

"We'd like 5 star accommodation but with some interesting poverty nearby."

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

Failed Medical Tourism

"The government has sent some guidelines as to how er can cut our carbon footprint down..."

''Travel the world teaching crass, shallow and exploitative American-style consumerism.' Hey, I could do THAT!'

'We'd like to get away from it all, at least until all the turmoil in the world subsides.'

Tiny Flying Saucer Finds A Globe