Globetrotter Seeking Comfort Gifts

Business traveller dreaming of home.

My God, I need to fart.

Travelling

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Travel Scenes

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

A woman knits from a globe.

Australasia.

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

What the globe in Christopher Columbus' classroom must have looked like.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

In the wake of tourism...

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

Soccer Mania

'Luggage is luggage, sir -- just try to be happy with what you've got.'

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

"I'm looking for a holiday destination that's reasonably open minded about contagion."

"Next year we can afford two weeks in Spain, or a drive around the block."

"They'd be further behind other countries in Geography if they could name more countries."

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

'If you could choose, which of the Group of Seven Industrial Nations would you like to be a bum in?'

'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'

'Yes, our cruises allow travellers to choose from several viruses...I mean, ports of call.'

"Some day, I'm gonna see the world."

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

Failed Medical Tourism

'If the company is sending my job overseas, I'd like to go with it.'