Globe-trotting Granny Gifts

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

My God, I need to fart.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

Colin attempted to demonstrate his travel choices through the medium of contemporary dance.

A woman knits from a globe.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

Election globe 2024

Lady with walking frame on skis.

'I've traveled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

'Hello? Al's Round the World Tours?'

"This travelling's giving me so many ideas about places to visit online."

'Yes, our cruises allow travellers to choose from several viruses...I mean, ports of call.'

Failed Medical Tourism

"The good news is we're sending you overseas for this feature."

"This is great, Mavis! Let's have another go!"

Knitting the world

'So I have a lover in Amsterdam. We live in a globalised world.'

Santa waiting for his luggage at the airport.