Global Warming Worrier Mugs

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

Polar Bear SOS.

I fear I won't find happiness until hell freezes over, Dr. Kapuchnik. Don't forget to factor in global warming, Al.

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!

This is where global warming kicks in to help sales meltdown...

"Too bad global warming ends here."

Humans...What is their purpose?

COP29

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Save Mars

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Creator's Remorse

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

"The answer is space. I'm sending my kids to space."

In the Year 2525

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

"It's not any better up our way, either."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Squeezing the World.

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

How Climate Change Works

One Minute Before Midnight!

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

Air Bill

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."