Global Warming Worriers Mugs

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Scarcity

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Trump leaving

Global Warmer 2000.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

The sea 2050.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

The New Normal

Global Warming.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Olympic Climate

Save Mars

COP29

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

COP26

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Climate change skeptics.

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Climate Summit

Crazy Weather