Global Warming Guide T-Shirts

Polar Bear Refuge

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Scarcity

"We'll always have Paris..."

Trump leaving

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Global Warmer 2000.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Earth stove

Winter Weather.

"I think we have run out of time..."

The sea 2050.

The New Normal

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Global Warming.

COP26

Olympic Climate

COP29

Save Mars

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'...and this is the water garden...'

'This year, we can remove the words Glacier, Permafrost, Iceberg ...'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Crazy Weather

Climate Summit

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Climate change skeptics.

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.