Global Warming Guardian T-Shirts

"You never call....you never write...but mostly, you never give any real action on climate change!"

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

Natural Disasters

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Scarcity

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Trump leaving

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Global Warmer 2000.

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

The sea 2050.

The World Weeps

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

The New Normal

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'May the forest be with you.'

Global Warming.

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

COP26

Olympic Climate

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

"What about my footprint?"

'...and this is the water garden...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'