Global Warming Guardian T-Shirts

"You never call....you never write...but mostly, you never give any real action on climate change!"

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Natural Disasters

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Scarcity

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Global Warmer 2000.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Trump leaving

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Earth stove

Winter Weather.

"I think we have run out of time..."

The sea 2050.

The World Weeps

The New Normal

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'May the forest be with you.'

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Global Warming.

Olympic Climate

COP26

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"What about my footprint?"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Climate Summit