Global Dynamics Guru Gifts

Respected Again!

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Tariffs"

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Cheap Labour Countries.

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

Euro against the Dollar.

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

Made in China.

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

How Climate Change Works

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

The Tobin Tax.

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

'US stocks dropped on news of more people buying cheap goods from China...'

Worldcom falling on Atlas.

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

Flashpoint: Arctic!

Christine Lagarde - IMF

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

US dependence on China

Where has he been so long?

'Take us to your leader. We want to discuss outsourcing possibilities.'

Iranian Oil

Holiday in Cambodia