Global Debt Tracker Pillows

'Don't jump, McWit. Six countries just repaid their loans.'

Euro Bomb

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

The Tobin Tax.

"I've been working on the household budget."

'But enough about the dollar . . . lets talk about the Chinese Yuan and Indian Rupee . . . '

WTO-Free Traitor.

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

How the mysterious global economy works: Somewhere in Singapore, a tiny butterfly flaps its wings, and within minutes, the repercussions are felt halfway around the world.

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

Euro-Meltdown

Ukraine Crisis

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

'And the first question on celebrity 'Where's the money?' issss... Lord Ashcroft!'

Bank manager with no business has tumbleweed blowing into office.

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

Thank you for being so kind and approving my loan application. How can I ever repay you?'

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Standard & Poor's Downgrade

The Icelandic Economic Crisis.

'Dad sent the last payment to the doctor yesterday.'

Air pollution in china

"Mom, Dad, is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest."

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

'I'm always living within my means. I just cannot seem to break out.'

'What's their problem...why don't they just cut back a bit on expenses...fly business for a few weeks, trim the partner conference?'

'Basically, we're hoping for a global yeast infection epidemic.'

'I'm at the mercy of the organization of lemon-exporting countries.'

"Papi! Almost 80 percent of all millionaires are the first ones in their families to be rich!"