Global Debt Tracker Gifts

'Don't jump, McWit. Six countries just repaid their loans.'

Euro Bomb

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

The Tobin Tax.

"I've been working on the household budget."

'But enough about the dollar . . . lets talk about the Chinese Yuan and Indian Rupee . . . '

WTO-Free Traitor.

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

How the mysterious global economy works: Somewhere in Singapore, a tiny butterfly flaps its wings, and within minutes, the repercussions are felt halfway around the world.

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

Euro-Meltdown

'And the first question on celebrity 'Where's the money?' issss... Lord Ashcroft!'

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

Ukraine Crisis

Bank manager with no business has tumbleweed blowing into office.

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

Thank you for being so kind and approving my loan application. How can I ever repay you?'

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

Standard & Poor's Downgrade

"Mom, Dad, is my old room ready? It will be nice to take a few years off and rest."

The Icelandic Economic Crisis.

'Dad sent the last payment to the doctor yesterday.'

Air pollution in china

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

'What's their problem...why don't they just cut back a bit on expenses...fly business for a few weeks, trim the partner conference?'

'I'm always living within my means. I just cannot seem to break out.'

Oh, look, it's a black hole, a lightless void that never ends … Wait, never mind, that's just my student loan debt.

'Basically, we're hoping for a global yeast infection epidemic.'

'I'm at the mercy of the organization of lemon-exporting countries.'