Glider Explorer Gifts

Flight simulator.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Cat box"

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Boptimism

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Golf with a difference

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.