Tess of the Dirigibles
Aerial Explorer Gifts
Looking for an inspiring gift for the aerial explorer who loves to soar above the clouds? Our collection of creative, humorous products celebrates the thrill of adventure and the wonder of high altitudes. Perfect for those who dream of flight or spend their time exploring new heights, these gifts add a dash of humor and a sprinkle of adventure to any space. Whether they’re skydiving, hot air ballooning, or simply dreaming of the skies, find something that lifts their spirits and sparks their wanderlust.
Round the World Balloonists: "I didn't quite make it. I went 36 miles."
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
"Waiting for the vaccine launch."
Outer Space Outsourcing
Alien David statue
"Look what I found, dad!"
"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"
"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"
'But what is the universe for?'
"Houston, we have a problem."
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'
Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.
How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .
God Sneezes Out Creation
Alien Snowmen
"Would you relax? They never look up."
"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."
'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'
An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'
How am I abducting?
"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."
"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue
October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.
The flies have landed.
'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'
Friends and enemies of the Earth.
"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."
'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'
Aerial Explorer Gifts Collection
Aerial Explorer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for aerial explorers—humorous and inspiring designs that brighten every morning.
Aerial Explorer Pillows
Comfy pillows for dreamers of the sky—perfect for relaxing and imagining new heights.
Aerial Explorer Prints
Beautiful prints that elevate any space, inspired by the wonder of aerial exploration.
Aerial Explorer T-Shirts
Discover fun and adventurous t-shirts for sky lovers—great for exploring the world and showing off their passion for flying.