Aerial Explorer Mugs

Tess of the Dirigibles

Round the World Balloonists: "I didn't quite make it. I went 36 miles."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

Alien Snowmen

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Marry me astronaut

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

How am I abducting?

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'