Glasses-denialist Mugs

A classic example of being in reading glasses denial.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'Has anyone seen my contact?'

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

"I lost my reading glasses, so pick something wordless."

'Make sure they fit straight!'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

Sightseeing in the car

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

Short sighted pirates being turned away from a Pilates class.

'I'd like to buy a vowel.'

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

Reality, and lots of it!

It appears that the victim was a nerd

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

'As usual, tech support is busy.'

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

'I think I'm seeing double again!'

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

The 42nd annual City marathon (a guy in a car waiting for the start).

Glass Production

Solar Eclipse