Glass Geek Mugs

Glass Production

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Take me to your Larder!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Sales.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.