Glass Geek Prints

Glass Production

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Sales.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Around here it got a little tricky...

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'