Glamour Television Viewer Pillows

Assistant Referee's Wives

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

A day at the races

TV-Man

Ladies

Make your resolutions achievable.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Solar Panel

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

JET (Part I)

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Rita Hayworth caricature

'Come die with me.'

Young Houdini

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Love is when you watch television together.

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Remote control wars.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Oscars

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Sick person curled up at home

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."