Glamour Model Appreciator Pillows

24-HOUR PHOTO DEVELOPING, 'No peeking, now.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Diamond outfits

Ladies

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Elton John

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Rita Hayworth caricature

'And who are you wearing?'

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Monica Bellucci

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Liz Hurley

Liu Wen

Bar Refaeli

Antonio Banderas

Modern day mirror.

Martina Klein

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

Joan Collins

Paris Hilton

Stars Without Make-Up.

SAGE (unknown model)

'I've received celebrity status!'

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Ines Sastre

Diane Kruger

Joan Crawford junior

Clark Gable

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.