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'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

When Pugs dream.

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

New Age Pit Bull

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'If we build it, they will come.'

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"Too goth?"

Self-walking dog

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

Ginger was born to dance.

Santa Paws checking over his naughty & nice list. . .

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

I'm leaving, I've found a new best friend on the internet.

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.