Glamorous Pet Lover Mugs

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

When Pugs dream.

New Age Pit Bull

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"Too goth?"

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'If we build it, they will come.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Self-walking dog

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

I'm leaving, I've found a new best friend on the internet.

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

Ginger was born to dance.

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

After years of experimentation, scientists remain dubious about whether there really is such a thing as the Cute Particle.

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."