Playful Pet Lover T-Shirts

'Click it or ticket.'

'They get along beautifully. The dog thinks he's a cat, and the cat thinks she's a dog.'

Cat games.

'Forget the snake, how much are the mice?'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"David's in Packaging"

Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"