Glamorous Guru Prints

Complete Makeover

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"You're solemates!"

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

Words of Love

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

The Love Psychologists

JET (Part I)

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"Arouse Me!"

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Sculptor's chippings

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

My husband doesn´t understand you.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"

"We can deal with many heart related issues apart from 'a heart torn asunder by the meretricious behavior of a mendacious lover.'"

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

Separations.