Glamorous Geek Prints

"Look, Peg, you don't really have to dress like that for computer crime."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Talk nerdy to me."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Sexual chemistry set

Ladies

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Board Game Hunter

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Complete Makeover

Carbon Dating.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'And who are you wearing?'

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

Monica Bellucci

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Bar Refaeli

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Liz Hurley

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

Joan Collins

scientific love: E=MC2.

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

Joan Crawford junior

"I have the smokey eyes look. Can the doctor still give me an eye exam?"

'I've received celebrity status!'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Paris Hilton