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"That's the one!"

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Bowled over again!

Rage.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Your shoe's untied.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I feel your pain."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

Can't Touch This

'Dog eat dog.'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Quiz Night...

The Unsportables: Relay

I'm Spartacus.

First Prize!

100k Desert Crawl

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

Tortoises breakdancing