Girls' Night In T-Shirts

"Love Boat"

I could have danced all night!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Bingo night.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Botox."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

You have had enough

"Your shout!"

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Down on Bourbon Street...

The Stages of Wine

'Botox...'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Gorgeous Groovers.

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

Chef's Choice - Restaurant Around the Corner.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

Absinthe Fairy.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.