Girls' Night In T-Shirts

"Love Boat"

I could have danced all night!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Bingo night.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Menu. Menu. The good thing about girls' night out is also the bad thing about girls' night out: No men.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Botox."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Your shout!"

'Botox...'

The Stages of Wine

Down on Bourbon Street...

You have had enough

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Gorgeous Groovers.

"Oh yes, I'm still on the juice diet...this one just happens to be fermented."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Chef's Choice - Restaurant Around the Corner.

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

Absinthe Fairy.

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'