Girls' Night Champion Pillows

"Just as he was starting to see things from my point of view he was declared mentally incompetent."

I could have danced all night!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Dogs and their thoughts

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Bingo night.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Slug roulette

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Playing cards.

"Botox."

'Once again, I fold.'

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

'Botox...'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Down on Bourbon Street...

The Stages of Wine

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Competitive tic-tac-toe