Giggles In The Lab Pillows

Breakthrough by a comic

'You lifted your head.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

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Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

At the baby oil factory.

"The doctor will see you now."

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'Sorry, what was that?'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

The Inventor of Scratch and Sniff

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

'Catch this!'

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

'It says here on your application that you were fired from your receptionist position for refusing to answer phones...well, thanks for applying! Bye now!'

"O.K., in three... two... one..."

'Back so soon?'

'I'm afraid neither of my parents are at home... Are they Dad? '

"Looks like the copier's broken down again."

Mouse Rover

'Does anyone want to pop the bubbles in this packaging?'