Giggle-inducing Dog Buddy Gifts

'I'll be your best friend, but nothing kinky.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

Ladder in a lift shard.

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

Man Blowing Trumpet into Drum

'You Know Who got into my closet.'

"I don't feel like going on a walk today, so I got me an Uber to take me around the block. You need the exercise, so you can walk beside the car."

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

'I'm not pulling. He is.'

"Wow, you're right. That is a serious flea infestation!"

When seeing eye dogs go bad.

Post office with 'Most Wanted' dog posters.

'Be fair with your morning walk, Marmaduke. Give him a chance to wake up.'