Giggle In The Skies Gifts

Image of Santa on a plane with a reindeer.

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Children's Entertainer

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

The Gong

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Black Hole Corks

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'First time skiing?'

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"