Giggle In The Skies Gifts

Image of Santa on a plane with a reindeer.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

The Gong

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

Black Hole Corks

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupididy' and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein. Our colleague and I were going to debate, with me arguing the universe is finite and he's arguing that it's infinite. But he pulled out saying the debate organizers are biased against his position. He didn't believe they were simply advising folks to arrive early when they said "space is limited."

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'