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Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Christmas Tree

Happy Easter

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I love Museum Shops

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Emergency Underpants

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Toast kidnapper.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

House for Sale.