Gift Of Gallop T-Shirts

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Santa called but you were out!

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

Regifts of the Magi

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Valentines Day truck

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

The Depressing Economic Crisis

Cleaning the Horse

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'Special Delivery!'

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

'I predict they go with an insanity defense.'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'