Gift-giving Ponderer Gifts

MYRRH: The first re-gifting

'You've got to wonder what goes on in their heads...'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Ball as water-melon.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Roadkill cookies"

Santa's Helpers

Tipping Pain Chart

"Pass that."

Regifts of the Magi

International House of Excrement

"What seems to be the problem?"

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

How the gift registry should really work

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"If they don’t have Pringles, get low-sodium Doritos."

'Hello, is that the employment agency? It's about the domestic you sent me.'

The Salivation army.

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"