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"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Jack in the box on strike.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Modern Damocles -

The trap

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Corporate Punishment.

"We would waive visa suspension if you agree to pre-emptive waterboarding.

Peace bomb.

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Knights of the Round Whatever

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

Art Vandalism

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."