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"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Jack in the box on strike.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

In my day, they didn

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The trap

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

"We would waive visa suspension if you agree to pre-emptive waterboarding.

Corporate Punishment.

Peace bomb.

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Knights of the Round Whatever

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Art Vandalism