"When I asked them to keep quiet, they gave me these sleeping pills."
Gift For A New Neighbor Pillows
Gift a cozy pillow to your new neighbor—a charming way to add comfort and a personal touch to their new home. It’s an inviting gesture that says 'welcome' with style.
$1: Family Secrets
The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'
Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.
'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'
"Trust me – she's a witch."
'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'
"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."
New around here?
'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'
Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.
"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"
'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'
"Let me through, I'm a busybody."
Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.
The Neighbours from Hell....
"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."
Nice to see you!
Just Popped Next Door
Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.
"I don''t believe it. Neighbours from Heaven!"
"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."
Mower Fraud!
'What do you make of the new squirt?'
Clancy:Survey Question
'Oh Frank, Cicadas have moved next door. We need to sound-proof the house...'
"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."
If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.
Good neighbours.
'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'
"Hey man, I moved in next door and wanted to introduce myself. I'm fear itself."
"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."
"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."
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