Gift For A Friend Pillows

'I have here a virus so deadly it could destroy the world...Oh, darn that cat!'

"He's great at keeping our litter box clean. I just wish he would do the same with his computer."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Daughters on the beach

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

The wife whisperer.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

Christmas Presents.

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Santa called but you were out!

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Mouse returns home from work.

Tipping Pain Chart

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'