Giddy-up Guru Pillows

"How are you fixed for oats?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Candid Camera store.

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

JET (Part I)

Complete Makeover

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

Cartoon computer

Oscars

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

"Oh...that's not good."

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

The Last Jerseys.

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Third eye

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"Curious and curiouser."