Giddy-up Guru Pillows

"How are you fixed for oats?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Candid Camera store.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

JET (Part I)

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Complete Makeover

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Cartoon computer

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Morena Baccarin

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

The Last Jerseys.

"Oh...that's not good."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Third eye

Beauty regime

"Curious and curiouser."