Giant Spider Surprise Pillows

"You didn't believe her when she said there was a giant spider in the bathtub, did you?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Swiss army knife

Extreme Bungy

Musical Web

Idle parts

Bird Bath.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

OMG UR HOT

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

Spider watching his web cam.

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"Arachnophunnies"

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

'You've been drinking again.'

"It's good it's not windy. . . it makes it easier to catch flies."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."