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"Watson, I believe we're stumbled onto something big."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"It is my place!"

Rocket.

"He's a keeper!"

Bigfoot tracks...

"What about my footprint?"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

"My husband makes this wine."

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'We have a new line of eco-friendly shoes. They're designed to reduce your global footprint!'

Dinosaur Wishbone

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

"I just worry that it's affecting our work."

'Remember, once you've put it online...it's there for ever!'

Watson, this is the footprint of a gigantic hound!

The Horn Of Extra Square Footage

"How the hell does he do that?"

'...Forbidden foods are only allowed when cheating...'

"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"

Crater Lake

'I'm not surprised they're extinct!'

Winning Through Bipedalism

"Honestly, I forget what we were trying to catch."

'You were a shoo-in. Then I stumbled across your blog.'

'I've just washed that doormat!'

"If I could just get him to wipe his feet before entering the house, it would cut my cleaning day in half."

Cuthbert had always suspected that there was a giant within. . .