Giant Creatures T-Shirts

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

King Kongs first christmas

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Monster Clown

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

We are going to need a bigger cow!

The Centaur of Attention.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

Le Roi Kong

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

"No, no, I like you. I only meant that we have to make you liable to the jury."

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"Oh Rodney. Others may see a horrible orge, but I see a lonely, frightened child within you."

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

Giant bird.

"I sometimes wonder if I should have invested so much in the one cow."

"I wanna thank everyone who believed in me!"