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The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

The Rooster Comedian.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Spring Chicken"

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

The Colonel at home.

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."