Giant Chicken Enthusiast Mugs

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

The Rooster Comedian.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Spring Chicken"

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

The Colonel at home.

Chicken: the one-man show

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

A chicken coop goal.