Ghostly Tech Enthusiast Mugs

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Haunted museum

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You put it on backward, dear."

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."