Whimsical Tech Enthusiast Mugs

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"You are still here."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Book Worm

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Robot Robber

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

AI Summit

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

'Stop! That's no way to get data into the cloud.'

Telephone Box

"'Page Not Found' always sounds a little 'careless'. Maybe we could replace it with 'Page Temporarily Engaged in Promoting Alternative Client Focused Services'."

"Frankly, you seem a little fleshy for our team."

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"V.C.R's programmed"

Computer...Computee

Exit Code

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

'Whatever you do, don't push: 'control', 'alt;, 'anvil'.'

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'